Life Reports

Life, reported. Not romanticized.

Blunt, funny personal essays about surviving chaos — without getting inspirational about it.

What this is: a short personal essay book series for people who survived the mess and still have jokes. Volume I is out now; more reports are coming.
For anyone who's ever thought: "this is horrible, but also kind of funny."

The reports.

Short essay collections, written down so you don't feel crazy alone.

Life Reports · IA Disaster,
Documented

Volume I — A Disaster, Documented

The year everything fell apart, written down without the silver-lining voice. Out now.

$9 ebook · $18 printGet Volume I
Life Reports · IIStill
Here

Volume II — Still Here

What surviving actually looks like on a Tuesday. In progress.

Life Reports · IIITBD

Volume III — TBD

Because the chaos was not, in fact, a one-time event.

Why this exists.

Most life stories get polished until they stop sounding true. Life Reports does the opposite. The mess stays messy. The jokes stay in. The silver lining is optional.

Read a sample.

"I don't need a visualization where money 'flows to me effortlessly.' I need the invoice paid, the bill handled, the laptop closed. Less owned by chaos. Less owned by panic. A real life, built one move at a time."

— from Life Reports, Volume I

Start with Volume I.

A Disaster, Documented — ebook or paperback, yours to keep.

new reports drop as they're ready · join below to get the next one

Get the next report.

No spam, no funnels-that-feel-like-funnels. Just the next one when it's ready.

Questions, answered.

What is Life Reports?

A short personal essay book series about surviving chaos without romanticizing it — honest, funny, no silver lining.

Is this memoir?

Yes — personal essays and memoir, written blunt and funny rather than inspirational.

Where can I buy Volume I?

Right here — ebook ($9) or paperback ($18). A Disaster, Documented is out now.

Can I read a sample?

Yes — read the first essay free above.

When is Volume II coming?

It's in progress. Join the list to get the next report when it drops.